Our Sty used to be protected by the Magna Carta.
All pigs used to be equal.
But now some are more equal than others.
Why are some pigs more favoured by the Law than others?
Presumably because we sit in our sties all day long too bothered to complain.
But this pig is grumpy
I hear through the walls of my sty others grumpies grunting.
We just seem not to get together enough for a good, stinking grunt chorus!!
Well - come over to my sty and grunt all you wish!
Burping and farting permitted, but keep excrement on the outside.
We're forced to eat enough of that every day.
Why are some pigs more favoured by the Law than others?
Presumably because we sit in our sties all day long too bothered to complain.
But this pig is grumpy
I hear through the walls of my sty others grumpies grunting.
We just seem not to get together enough for a good, stinking grunt chorus!!
Well - come over to my sty and grunt all you wish!
Burping and farting permitted, but keep excrement on the outside.
We're forced to eat enough of that every day.
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